Thank you for giving us the opportunity to show our feathers. No catches. No obligations.
One of our highly trained, uniformed chauffeurs will arrive at your home with a hot cup of coffee just the way you like it. Once we've dropped you off at work, you can relax knowing that we will coming later to take you back and forth from your favorite lunch spot. Bring up to two colleagues with you!
At the end of that day, we'll be there with a smiling face to take you home. It's five o'clock somewhere, so if you'd like us to bring you a cold beer, we can do that as well.
All that we ask is that you give us your honest feedback about your experience, and that you give Gibbs Tolsdorf (the owner,) 15 minutes of face to face time to listen to your problems with your current provider (you must have some if you are here!)
We want to earn your trust, first and foremost. We can talk about business later.